band on the run

Rumors suggest that Alberto Gonzales and Paul Wolfowitz are considering forming a rock band if they lose their jobs. The following list of possible names for the group was found written on a cocktail napkin at a bar in Washington, D.C. after the two men were seen drinking there:

• Albert and the Wolf
• The Gonzo Wolfowitz Project
• A.G.P.W.
• I ROCK THE LAW
• Wolfahlez (sounds too lesbian?)
• Resigned to Rock
• Amnesia!
• World Crank / Whirled Crank
• The Loyalists
• Metal Cabinet
• Demon Justice
• The Beatles II