Friday, September 07, 2007

ladies choice

Take the Cosmo Quiz:
Is Your Man a Hero or a Zero?
(Or A Soldier In Iraq)


Your man is running late for a dinner date. What does he do?
a) Calls to apologize and tell you he won't be on time.
b) Shows up late and does not explain his actions.

c) Has his platoon commander call you to let you know his tour of duty has been extended.


You got your hair cut. How does your man react?
a) He notices the new 'do and compliments it!
b) He says he liked it better when it was long.

c) He says he wishes he could see your new haircut in person, and asks you to tell the kids he loves them.


It's time to take your relationship to the next level, girls. What does your man think?
a) He loves you and will do whatever it takes to make you happy.
b) He's still sleeping with his ex once a month, and says "Don't blame me, blame your period."

c) If the Petraeus report is positive, we may see a reduction in the troop levels, but the situation here is far from stable.


Time for a bedroom question. Does your man know how to turn you on?
a) He is very sensitive to your needs as a lover.

b) He thinks it's all about him!

c) He cannot leave the Green Zone.


Scoring:
If you answered A three or more times: Congratulations! Your man's a hero!
If you answered B three or more times: It's time to dump that zero!
If you answered C three or more times: Your man is serving in Iraq!

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