la dolce vita

Some captions one is unlikely to see accompanying celebrity photographs in tabloid publications:

• Dwight Yoakam unveils a painting of his cat at a gallery opening in Upper Marlboro. The cat is named Detective Whiskers.
• Jennifer Lopez teases a child with a lisp who asked for her autograph outside FAO Schwartz. In the background, Rick Schroeder sells pretzels from a cart.
• Annabeth Gish waits in line to buy a taco in Malibu.
• The late Charles S. Dutton is memorialized in this sculpture made from sugar at Hershey Park in Pennsylvania, two years from today, following his tragic death at the hands of a mongoose on the set of Pitfall: The Movie.