Tuesday, October 03, 2006

daniel deronda

In which Mark Foley and George Allen believe each other to be 16-year-old boys in an online chatroom for Congressional pages.

Maf54 has entered the chat at 1:15:36 PM.

Maf54: where is everyone?
Nonjew27: dont know
Nonjew27: just me here
Nonjew27: probably black dude scared everyone away LOL
Maf54: what
Nonjew27: you know =)
Maf54: just came from the gym
Maf54: i'm all sweaty
Maf54: about to shower
Nonjew27: you have white skin, right?
Maf54: yes
Nonjew27: good
Maf54: now you know about my skin
Maf54: tell me what your skin feels like
Nonjew27: not sure what u mean
Nonjew27: feels like every other non-Jewish person's skin, i guess
Maf54: thats good. i like that.
Maf54: tell me about your package
Maf54: how big is it
Nonjew27: its regular size
Nonjew27: certainly not cut like it would be if i were Jewish, since i'm not
Maf54: tell me what you're doing
Nonjew27: im eating a sandwich. ham and cheese.
Nonjew27: i'm totally not a Jew...
Nonjew27: so i dont mind mixing meat and dairy products
Nonjew27: even though thats not kosher
Maf54: maybe you should come over and eat my sausage and cream
Nonjew27: not sure what you mean
Maf54: let's talk dirty
Nonjew27: like use the 'n' word?
Nonjew27: cool
Nonjew27: i'll start...
Maf54: no, i meant
Maf54: sexy talk dirty
Nonjew27: oh
Nonjew27: not so into that
Maf54: oh

Nonjew27 has exited the chat at 1:21:02 PM

3 Comments:

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Timely and thematic! I love it!

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