band on the run
- Albert and the Wolf
- The Gonzo Wolfowitz Project
- A.G.P.W.
- I ROCK THE LAW
- Wolfahlez (sounds too lesbian?)
- Resigned to Rock
- Amnesia!
- World Crank / Whirled Crank
- The Loyalists
- Metal Cabinet
- Demon Justice
- The Beatles II
This was a comedy blog written by Erik Tanouye from 2006-2007.
To make reading old blog entries easier, only some of the 436 entries posted to this blog are currently published.
His current website is: www.writeitlikedisaster.com
An usher at San Antonio's Regal Alamo Quarry Stadium 16 movie theater said that Duncan had been "complaining the whole time."
Labels: sports
Labels: journalism, lists
Please consider rewriting your submissions, which are included below:
- All jokes must contain a number that is greater than 1,000,000 but not larger than 999,999,999
- No jokes may use or suggest obscene language (such as the "f" word)
What do Shaha Riza and the 26,783,383 people of Iraq have in common?
They were both f*cked by Paul Wolfowitz.
What's the difference between millionaire Ted Nugent and millionaire Don Imus?
One's a rocking fascist...
How is Senator Patrick Leahy, who desires millions of e-mails from RNC accounts, like an impressionable teenager who just had sex for the first time with an aspiring musician/waiter in Williamsburg?
Both are anxiously awaiting the release of records from the f*cking server.
I think the posts are about Anna Nicole Smith, Alberto Gonzales, and Donald Trump.I turned on the set and watched for the news of the child's father.* * *
Whos the father, I wondered.
The Judge appeared with his grim countenance. Since the days of the desert, its been known and counted who was the father and who was the child. We've come so far to find out the truth, the end of this business, he said. He drew up his large hammer.
Can you tell me what it is, I asked the set and The Judge.
The light of the set broke upon the plains and the bones and rocks littered amongst the cactus trees and the dry stream bed.
There was punishment in the waiting.
Then the sun set and the word came.
Birkhead, The Judge said. Birkhead entered the cave and made the girl in the time before time when all was unknown and the mother of the land was still alive.See the child. He comes from San Antonio in the dust and oil plains. His parents the Mexicans. He joins the air force, later moves from Fort Yukon to Houston.* * *
They all want you to go, dont you see?
I cannot see what I will not see, he says. I know I am right.
Do you think you can stand in the winds of the storm and not be blown over?
I do not know any more than I can tell you.
You do not know much then.
Da igual, no importa.
You are goin to stay, then?
I will stay, yes.
Why dont you go?
I said I will stay.His large hair came down over his head, some dust storm across the brow.
The fat woman, he said, I dont like her.
He took a childs hand in his and walked down the aisle. He had walked that aisle before.
He raised his hand and fired. Everywhere this man has been there are bodies left behind.
Does he have any money.
Some more now than he did before. Not as much as he claims.
Donald pasa de castaƱo a oscuro.
Si. His gold aint for real.